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Funny Christmas Cards – 7 Top Quotes

Sharing funny Christmas quotes gives a family an opportunity to laugh together and feel a sense of joy, jolliness and closeness during the festive season. As an added bonus families will reap health benefits in the process. Laughter helps to project your nervous system, reduce stress, boost your immune system and gives your internal organs a good work-out. Sharing funny Christmas quotes is an opportunity to come together sharing inspiration, joy and a few laughs. Give a gift that brings joy to the ones you love on a whole new level by sharing funny Christmas quotes.

You can add Christmas quotes to your Christmas cards to make them even more enjoyable and memorable for the recipient. You could also add them to your own home made Christmas crackers. How about being creative and paint Christmas quotes onto a Christmas bowl, pot plant, a Christmas apron or even onto Christmas cushions or throw rugs which you could also give as fun and inspirational gifts too. With a little imagination and creativity, ideas for sharing funny Christmas quotes and applications are endless.

So why not start a new tradition in your home and get the whole family involved in finding on the internet or in books from the library funny Christmas quotes. You could even encourage everyone to make up their own original funny Christmas quote. You could extend an invitation to extended family and friends to bring along a funny Christmas quote to share at your Christmas get-together. You could even have a prize gift for the best funny Christmas quote. You can Google ‘Funny Christmas Quotes’ and you will find hundreds to choose from and why not even make up your funny Christmas quotes.

Here are seven top funny Christmas quotes to help you get started:

1. I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Bernard Manning

2. I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. Shirley Temple

3. The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno

4. Decorate your homes with lots of mistletoe… this won’t really help the environment… But more kissing has got to be good for world peace. GreenPeace

5. Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking? Arlo Guthrie

6. Christmas just like a day at the office; you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Anonymous

7. In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukka’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukka!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall! Dave Barry

Introducing some funny Christmas quotes will open the door for extra fun, laughter and holiday jolliness this Christmas festive season. So do not miss an opportunity to add more inspiration, fun and laughter to your celebrations. Remember that family and friends that laughs together create a greater closeness through positive shared experiences and fond memories together. Introducing funny Christmas quotes is an opportunity to add more joy, jolliness and depth to your family, friends and office gatherings this festive Christmas season.

Verses To Put In Christmas Cards – Try These

Not sure what verses to put in your Christmas cards. Here’s a few suggestions:

Wishing you peace, love, and joy
this Holiday Season.

God’s Blessings
Be Yours
This Christmas!

Wishing you Christmas Happiness
to warm your heart and home
with special joy.

Sharing with you the Glory,
the Wonder, the Miracle
of this Holy Season.
Have a Blessed Christmas and New Year.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

We wish you and your family,
Seasons Greetings
and a joyous New Year.

At this Holiday Season
we remember and honor those
who are no longer with us
and cherish those who are.

Let the spirit of love
gently fill our hearts and homes.
In this loveliest of seasons
may you find many reasons for happiness.

This
Xmas,
I would
like to put
up a tree in my
heart, and instead
of hanging presents,
I would like to put the
names of all my friends.
Close friends and not so close
friends. The old friends, the new
friends. Those that I see every day
and the ones that I rarely see. The ones
that I always remember and the ones that
I sometimes forget. The ones that are always
there and the ones that seldom are. The friends of
difficult times and the ones of happy times. Friends
who, without meaning to, I have hurt, or without meaning
to have hurt me. Those that I know well and those I only know
by name. Those that owe me little and those that I owe so much.
My humble friends and my important friends. The names of all those
that have passed through my life no matter how fleetingly. A tree with
very deep roots and very long
and strong branches so that
their names may never be
plucked from my heart. So
that new names from all
over may join the existing ones. A tree with a very
pleasant shade so that our friendship may take a
moment of rest from the battles of life. “May the
happy moments of Xmas brighten every day of
the new year”. These are my sincere wishes.

Grab your Christmas cards today and send some joy!

29 Days Until Christmas – Don’t Forget Your Loved Ones

Hasn’t the year flown! It feels like yesterday that we were sitting down with family and friends for Xmas dinner and now it’s just 29 days before we’ll be doing it all again.

So now’s the time to start preparing your Xmas card list. Who’s been good, who’s off the list and what new friends, business associates,business prospects and customers need to be added.

Now that your list is coming together how are you going to let these people know you care about them at Christmas.

Are you going to send an email,e-card or a real card?

The first two are quick and easy but very impersonal. You’re definately sending a message of “you don’t mean much to me” as well as displaying your cheapskate nature.

Physical Christmas cards are better but they take effort. You’ve got to go to the card supplier or newsagent, look through hundreds of cards, read each message, select some and then fork out a kings ransom to buy them. You are going to buy something decent, aren’t you? I mean you’re not thinking of going to some trash n carry store and buying a $2 card for your best friends and business customers, are you?

Surely not for those customers who put thousands and possibly hundreds of thousands of dollars into your company’s profit barrel each year, which in turn pays you some hefty commissions.

Tell me you’re not thinking of doing that, are you?

Good. Now once you’ve got your cards home, it’s time to pull out your list and start writing. Now it doesn’t have to be much because the card company has filled most of the card with a heart felt message like “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year”. Wouldn’t it be nice to have your own personal message? Reserved for the rich and famous you think? Not really. But more on that later.

Once you’ve taken a full day of your weekend (when will you ever get a break?) writing and addressing these cards (and isn’t it a pain to find everybody’s address. Wouldn’t it be nice to have them all in one place?), you have to go to the post office to get the stamps and post the cards.

And isn’t it amazing how the que at the post office is always extremely long and more so around Christmas.

Sending Christmas cards is a very painful experience BUT it can be very worthwhile especially for your business customer relations. (as well as telling your friends you really care)

Here’s the 7 Etiquette Rules Of Sending Greeting Cards:

1) Send the real thing! e-Cards are entirely too common, and rarely show the attention to detail that sending a real card demonstrates.

2) Personalize it! Never limit yourself to the message that came in the card. Always add your own personal touch or flair. And stay away from your company card. Sounds like you are plugging something.

3) Never use address labels for the recipient, or metered postage. Use a stamp and handwrite or type the envelope.

4) When complimenting someone in your card, be specific with them about what it is you like about them. Don’t just say you’re a good person, be more specific (example: ‘I like having you as a friend because you take a sincere interest in the things that matter to me!’).

5) Make sending cards a habit instead of an occasional afterthought. You’ll find your relationships will grow as you express yourself to the people that matter to you.

6) Don’t wait for special occasions to send a card. Holidays and birthdays are great, but an unexpected card for no particular reason can have a great impact too!

7) Don’t print it, stuff and send it yourself. Let us do that for you!

Did you like that last point?

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But hurry there’s just 29 days to Christmas. Make this Christmas memorable for those you care about.